Recently, I visited a behaviorist at the local chapter of the Humane Society. “If local zoning allowed us to fly a banner from the top of our building” she told me in an exasperated tone,” it would read ‘you can’t delegate the repair of behavioral problems — you have to do the grunt-work yourself'”; she continued “right beneath it we would fly a second banner reading: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING PEE PADS!    Train your dog to go outside not inside your house”.   She added comments about the irresponsibility of buying a puppy for a seventy-seven year old woman. “There’s a reason women that age can’t have babies…”